la cala golf club

NEXT WEEKS SWALLY OUTING

2006-10-06T17:20:00.000+01:00

AYE IT SEEMS THERE IS SOME OF YOU WHO ARE PREPARED TO TO TAKE A CAMERA,COULD BE GOOD.LAST TIME THE RUMOUR WAS THAT THERE WAS SOME SERIOUS GOINGS ON NOT NAMING NAMES BUT HIS NAME RHYMES WITH ROUGH SAY NO MORE,I THOUGHT THAT KIND OF STUFF WAS ILLEGAL NOWADAYS,I HAVE SEEN MOST THINGS BUT THIS BROUGHT A TEAR EVEN TO HARDENED VIEWER OF ADULT MATERIAL, POOR WULLIE HE AINT BEEN THE SAME SINCE.HE WALKS WAE A LIMP SHAME.

ENJOY IT LADS MIND THE PICS ENJOY IT AND MIND AND KEEP THE GOOD NAME OF THE LA CALA INTACT AYE FXXXX RIGHT.

END OF THE SEASON

2006-10-01T15:24:00.000+01:00

WELL ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END.WELL DONE TO ALL THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED THIS SEASON AND WELL DONE ALL THE WINNERS AND RUNNERS UP. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO MAKE IT POSSIBLE(THE COMMITTEE) YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE .ITS SEEMS ITS BACK TO PLAYING GOLF IN WINTER WARMERS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR TILL NEXT YEAR FULL YEARS HONOURS SHALL BE UPLOADED AS SOON AS DAVIE PASSES ON THE DETAILS

A WEE TRIBUTE TO MY MA TWO YEARS TO THE DAY SINCE SHE DIED

2006-09-16T14:41:00.000+01:00

YOUR STILL IN MY HEART AND MY THOUGHTS EVERYDAY

THE PERFECT SIGN FOR LETHAMHILL

2006-09-06T15:12:00.000+01:00

PERFECT SOLUTION TO ME

RUMOUR HAS IT SOMEONE WENT APE TODAY

2006-09-02T19:46:00.000+01:00

ALL THIS FOR A BANANA ?. WAS IT YOUR LUCKY MASCOT?. PITY THE POOR Cxxx WHO WAS GOING FOR A EAGLE ON THE 3RD AND SLIPPED ON THE SKIN.

REAL NEWS FOR A CHANGE

2006-08-31T15:37:00.000+01:00

THE LA CALA IS HAVING A DAY OUT TO CARLISLE ON THE 14TH OCT THE PRICE IS £15 NON RETUNABLE.BUS LEAVES AT NOON RETURNING MIDNIGHT. ITS ON A FIRST COME BASIS SO DONT MISS OUT. SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A CAMERA.

THIS WEEKS WINNER WAS NOT DAVIE (SHAME) IT WAS WULLIE FRAZER

NAE WONDER HES GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE

2006-08-29T13:10:00.000+01:00

IVE HAD A FACE LIKE THAT FOR YEARS AND EARNED HEE Fxxxxx HAW

THE LA CALA GOLF CLUB IS PROUD TO ANNOUCE ITS SUPPORT FOR GREENPEACE

2006-08-28T16:00:00.000+01:00

WHAT CAN I SAY(OH SORRY THATS DAVIES LINE)

INTERNET FITBA

2006-08-26T14:42:00.000+01:00

IF YOU WANT THE LINK TO WATCH LIVE SPL AND OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC EMAIL ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU IT. DON'T WANT TO POST ON HERE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

THE MYSTERY DEEPENS

2006-08-26T14:12:00.000+01:00

SEEMS MR TOUGH HAS WON, THIS RANKS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE BESTOF THEM,
WATERGATE,CAMILLAGATE,NIXONGATE, SEEMS SINISTER FORCES ARE AT WORK, THE SEEKER OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE SHALL DIG A BIT DEEPER AND REVEAL ALL. IT COULD BE MASONIC, SATANIC, BARBARIC, OR ANYTHING ELSE ENDING IN IC,

JEAN AND APOLLO CREED

2006-08-26T13:52:00.000+01:00

SEEMS THERES NO END TO JEANS TALENTS COOKING,BARMAID,WIFE,MOTHER,GRANNY AND AS THIS SNAPSHOT SHOWS FILM STAR

CONSPIRACY THEORY

2006-08-25T15:16:00.000+01:00

WE HAVE HAD ,JFK, MAN ON THE MOON, PRINCESS DIANA, 911 , WE NOW HAVE DAVIEGATE,YES READERS IT SEEMS THERES SOMETHING NOT TO RIGHT ABOUT LAST WEEKS CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP(MMM) CANT DISCLOSE MY SOURCES LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE NAMES ABOVE, BUT THE SEEKER OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE SHALL KEEP YOU UPDATED. IF THERES NO NEW POSTINGS FOR A WHILE,DONT WORRY I WILL BE IN EXILE IN (THE PARADE BAR) GOT THE PASSPORT AND THE CHAV GEAR AT THE READY.THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

MAMIE BONUS

2006-08-23T21:09:00.000+01:00

AS A TRIBUTE TO MA WEE MAW AFTER TWO YEARS TO THE DATE OF LOSING HER I,M OFFERING A BRUCIE BONUS OF £2O TO THE WINNER OF THE 16TH SEPT GAME,ONLY REQUEST IS GAE HER A WEE TOAST. DAVIE WILL HAVE THE FUNDS CHEERS

IN NEED OF NEWS ANYTHING

2006-08-23T18:29:00.000+01:00

IM SURE YOU ARE ALL GETTING FED UP WAE DAVIE AND OTHERS GETTING THE PISHED RIPPED OUT THEM,IM RUNNING OUT OF SNIDE REMARKS AND PICS OF CATS,SO PLEASE GIMME SOME REAL NEWS FOR A CHANGE. LA CALA PUB GRUB JUST ANYTHING PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW TO UNDERSTAND DAVIE WHEN HE,S PISSHED

2006-08-15T16:38:00.000+01:00

AS YOU CAN SEE HE USES MANY DISGUISES

MORE EVIDENCE HAS COME TO LIGHT

2006-08-15T16:28:00.000+01:00

THIS WAS POSTED TO ME BY A FELLOW MEMBER WHO AGRRED THAT MR TOUGH GETS NASTY ON VODKA.ABOVE SHOWS WHAT MRS TOUGH GOT FOR WAKING HIM FROM A DRUNKEN SLEEP

THE LATEST EDITION TO THE TOUGH DYNASTY

2006-08-12T14:50:00.000+01:00

LITTLE LOGAN,NICE TO SEE HE AINT GOT GRAMPAS LOOKS.TAKE A LOOK AT DAVIES BABY PHOTO IN THE ARCHIVE YOU,LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.

IF ANY ONE HAS IDEAS

2006-08-11T21:30:00.000+01:00

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ANY THING ON THE SITE OR IDEAS FOR THE SITE PLEASE EMAIL ME OR DAVIE.IF YOU WOULD LIKE PHOTOS POSTED OF BIRTHDAYS. BIRTHS ETC EMAIL THEM WITH COMMENTS AND THEY WILL BE INCLUDED. ANY WE WANT ALL THEY EMBARRASSING
AS WELL

GUESS WHO FROM THE CLUE BELOW

2006-08-11T15:44:00.000+01:00

PRETTY EASY EH?

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS

2006-08-10T16:43:00.000+01:00

PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW MR TOUGH HAS WON TWICE THIS SEASON?.DID YOU ALL NOT TURN UP THAT DAY,DID HE PAY YOU ALL?, IS HE THAT LUCKY?. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS.

MEDAL AND TROPHIE WINNERS SO FAR THIS SEASON

2006-08-10T15:54:00.000+01:00

DATE
COMPETITION
WINNER
1st April April Medal K Taylor
8th April Royal & Railway Trophy K Taylor
15th April Jet Engineering Trophy W Risebro
22nd April Glazing Trophy K Taylor
29th April Aujay Trophy M Connolly
6th May May Medal W Fraser
13th May City Refrigeration Trophy G Hunter
20th May Florida Trophy J Carey
27th May Hydrolaser TrophyT McIntyre
3rd June June Medal B Rodgers
10th June Ladbroke Cup W Fraser
17th June Stableford Trophy D Mulholland
24th June Outing to Greenburn K Taylor
1st July July Medal C Harvey 8th July
3 - Club Challenge D Tough
15th JulyFair - Stayers Competition Not Played
22nd July Half - Way Holiday Comp C Harvey
29th July Joan Gough Trophy D Tough
5th AugustAugust Medal W Fraser

PROOF IF PROOF WAS NEEDED

2006-08-10T14:13:00.000+01:00

THAT DAVIE GETS NASTY WAE DRINK

HOLE IN ONE

2006-08-08T13:10:00.000+01:00

THATS GOTTA HURT

LAWS OF GOLF

2006-08-07T10:39:00.000+01:00

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

2006-08-06T17:15:00.000+01:00

I FEEL I HAVE TO MAKE ALL FELLOW MEMBERS AND LA CALA LAYABOUTS AWARE NOT TO PHONE MRS TOUGH WHEN DAVIES ON A BINGE. I HAVE BEEN MET WITH A BARRAGE OF "WHIT IS IT" WHEN I HAVE PHONED PLEASE BE AWARE HE IS USING FELLOW MEMBERS TO JUSTIFY HIS ACTIONS LIKE "MARY I WAS WITH GARRY AND YOU KNOW WHAT HES LIKE" WHO DO YOU BELIEVE ME OR HIM. OH AS FOR HIS REGULAR BOUTS OF SINGING DUE TO ALCHOHOL LET ME TELL THE NATION HE IS PISHHHHHHHH

JOHN THE FOX CAREY

2006-08-06T16:52:00.000+01:00

AKA GOOFY

THIS WEEKS WINNER

2006-08-06T14:43:00.000+01:00

WON WITH A 63, SOME SHOOTING

ADAM THE POET IN DEEP THOUGHT

2006-08-06T14:40:00.000+01:00

COME OUT COME OUT

AYE MALKY BAD BACK MA ARSE

2006-08-06T14:37:00.000+01:00

FEEL A WEEK ON THE PANEL COMIN

BIG MICK LOSES THE HEAD OH NO

2006-08-06T14:21:00.000+01:00

THE HEAD OF HIS PUTTER THAT IS

DANNYS NEW STATE OF THE ART INHALER

2006-08-06T13:45:00.000+01:00

davies baby pics

2006-08-04T17:30:00.000+01:00

NO CHANGED MUCH EH

2006-08-04T16:54:00.000+01:00

HAVE YOU SEEN MY HONEY